High School Losers

Many enjoyed high school - the fun, the booze, the girls, skipping school and bullying that pathetic kid who was branded an outcast, a loser. These so-called "high school losers" actually often grow up to become more successful people than many will ever be.

Now, so who are the popular ones in school? The hardworking? The righteous? The thinker? No, it's usually the guys who are perceived as "fun" - spending more time making out with girls, pushing others around and those who don't think about life.

Personally, I was an outcast. And in a way, I still am.

High school was a nightmare for me. With my unimpressive height of 5'7, I was constantly being picked on. Because I spent more time thinking about bigger issues in life rather than fun, I was branded a nerd (though my academic results said otherwise). In fact, I had no interest in what the most youngsters would perceive as having fun. I'm a non-alcoholic, I'm not interested in partying at clubs, I don't know what the hell is so interesting about impressing the girls and most of all, I was like a caveman living in the wrong era who knew shit about what was "in" the teenage scene.

I was challenged to fights for no reason other than me being a kickboxer by alpha male wannabes who wished to prove themselves. Perhaps they had no other ways to prove to be better men, than dashing our their raw strength. And when they were not winning, guess what, their band of brothers will seem to appear from nowhere and jump on you. Inferior complex due to inadequate penile size, I tell you.

Well, but what happens to these "losers" when they grow up? What usually follow are career, nice personality and iron-will achieved from all these years of hardship. Look around you, remember that pathetic little kid who was bullied in school? Where is he now? And then that Mr. popular alpha male?

So young ones, listen up! I know high school sucks, I've been there myself. But trust me, when you get over it, it's gonna be a whole lot better.

Ungrateful Kids

I am horribly disturbed by the spawning of ungrateful kids these day.

Everything their parents tell them, seems wrong as compared to the stupid modern twisted theories their peers circulate.

Parents, being the one who feed, clothe and brought about the existence of these kids are not getting their rightful respect.

While I don't deny that there are parents who failed their duties and do not deserve respect, most parents slog off at work to provide and make ends meet.

Yes, sometimes they get unreasonable, and sometimes they get over-demanding. But hey, they are humans after all. So when we're free to admit that we are flawed ourselves, is it fair to them for being expected to be perfect?

Thanks to the Western media, Asian kids today long to move out on their own. They talk about freedom and independence, but guess what? When they are hungry, there's always the key to daddy's house.

Many Asian girls love moving into their boyfriend's place (well actually, boyfriend's parent's place). Truth to be known, it is never an Asian culture for unmarried couples to be staying together. I might have lived in the West, and I might have dated White girls, but I still retain decent moral sensibilities of my heritage.

If you think I am living under my parents' roof, then you're wrong. I own the damn place and my folks are living under MY roof. Not because it's an obligation, but rather, for the respect that they're old and I believe they would prefer living with their son than being sent to the old folks home.

Who in the world would love you regardless how many time you've hurt them? Who is the world would forgive you no matter how grave your mistakes? Who in the world would feed you even when you are not giving them a single penny? That's right, your folks! And they deserve better.

Now young people listen up, if you're dating someone who doesn't respect their folks, that is probably the amount of respect you will get when you marry him/her. And in turn, that is probably also the amount of respect your kids will give you in future.

God said "Honor your parents", Christof says "do it or I'll beat the fuck outta you..."

Sensitive Topics

Open discussions of politics, morality, religions and racial issues are often considered taboo of most polite societies.

I believe no topic should fall under a "sensitive" category. In fact, I don't even agree with the usage of the word "sensitive" in this context.

Discrimination exists due to the lack of understanding. Discrimination continues to exist due to the unwillingness to be understood.

If we just want to play nice and avoid confrontations by not opening up on discussion of these so-called "sensitive" topics, how do we actually get a chance to understand the viewpoint of others?

Avoiding is not being sensitive, it is not even sensible. How do we empathize if we do not understand? And how do we understand if we do not communicate, share and learn from one another?

While we try to be politically correct and "sensitive", we are actually softly allowing discrimination to continue.

On a lighter note, there are always pics like this to entertain us:

P.S. I am a Christian, not an atheist who mocks at religious people.

Shit

Now, we've seen quite enough of blogs with nice food.

It's not that I don't enjoy food. I love eating, and I'm a HUGE eater. But this time, I wanna talk about food, after they have been eaten and digested.

To put it in a more direct and blunt way, yes I'm gonna talk about shit. Here are some different types of shit:-
Type 1 & 2 = Constipation
Type 3,4,5 = Healthy shit (literally)
Type 6 & 7 = Diarrhea

Enough said. So get shitting.

A Fighter's Body & Fats

Muhammad Ali, one of the best fighters ever born. Many alpha male wannabes would love to imagine that he's really muscular since in the animal kingdom, it's usually the bigger males who are at the top. Sorry to burst your bubble by breaking the ugly truth, but Ali wasn't muscular.

A lot of people asked me, "if you're a fighter, why aren't you big like those dudes in the gym?" Now this dude over here looks really strong and cool.

He'll probably impress a lot of girls more than I ever will. And likewise, he'll probably intimidate a lot of guys more than I ever will too. But if I were to be looking something like him, I would probably die in my next fight.

The truth is, fighters really don't need a lot of muscles. We don't put on useless bulky muscles coz it'll only add to the amount of weight we have to "carry".

Body builders lift to get big and look good, we fighters train to have effective explosive strength, speed, stamina, fighting techniques and sadistic pain tolerance.

Getting ripped has nothing to do with fighting. In fact, fighters experience an add-on layer of fats around our abdominal area.

Body fat is very actually very crucial in this sport.

First, a fighter's routine includes cardio, weights, technique and sparring. Any cardio exercise that runs to 45 minutes up burns not only fat, but muscles too.

Second, we need fats to sustain the intensity of our activity. 3 minutes in the ring, is more tiring than running 2 miles. And over time, our body, being very smart will adapt to our activity and naturally store fats around our abs to ensure our supply of energy.

Third, fat absorbs the impact delivered by an opponent. Our body eventually evolve to protect our muscles by storing fats as we all know that the body fat comes first before muscle tissues in terms of layers.

Lastly, we would probably be more concerned about spending our limited time improving our punches, kicks, stamina instead of building additional useless bulky muscles to carry with us into the ring when our next fight is only shortly away.

Most fighters spot clear mid-section fat storage:
Cung Le
Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipović
Wanderlei Silva

Here are some pics of myself and 2 other teammates, who obviously have "fighter's fats":-
Myself
Hansen
Teng

Unscientific Scientists

When scientists debunk paranormal activities, their first statement is usually, “there is no scientific proof of the existence of ghosts.” This is wrong. There is scientific proof. Science taught us things happen all the time, beyond what we know and what we can see

Science is about discovery. Just because we are unable to explain something at this point of time by our current level of science doesn't mean it doesn't exist. The current level of science 500 years ago taught people that the earth is flat, and that the whole universe revolves around our little planet.

Anyone who thought otherwise or challenged this theory were marked as "superstitious", "illogical" and branded outcasts of the scientific community. Today, we know that those "current" science of that time was totally wrong, we even laugh at their ignorance back then.

Centuries ago, flying sounded ridiculous, and sending a man into outer space was even more outrageous. But today, we've done it all.

Science is an evolution of faith. In order to make new discoveries, we got to first have faith. Then will we strive to achieve discovery. Scientists who debunk any miracles or unexplainable events/beliefs due to "no scientific proof" are the least scientific people.

As said, science is about discovery and having an open mind. Those who have shut their minds due to "no scientific explanations" are just stuck in their make-believe time warp assuming that the current level of science is science at its highest level.

500 years from now, science will perhaps be able to prove the existence of God, ghosts, and worlds beyond our own. The future people, will probably look back and laugh at our ignorance, just like how we laughed at ancient scientists who said the earth was flat

Why I Want To Conquer The World

As many of my friends have already know, my life ambition is to conquer the world.

Now, many great men in history have tried. Many failed, but some succeed in conquering a huge portion of what was the known world. Eventually, all empires fall, mainly due to the imperfect leadership such as tyranny, extravagance, or pursue of selfish ambitions.

The reason I want to conquer the world is not because of selfish goals, but to destroy this sin-filled shit hole, and rebuild it into a righteous and just society with good morals.

Modern twisted theories have replaced what we know as morals. The rich and beautiful are praised instead of the righteous and just while the poor are mocked instead of the sinful.

With a new global empire, many problems can be solved:-

1. Economic crisis - under 1 global currency, there will be no currency fluctuation and crashes.
2. Starvation - there will be no starvation since the amount of food in the world is sufficient for everyone. With the whole world under 1 government, food can be distributed evenly on a global scale.
3. Poverty - with all resources under the control of 1 same government, inflation can be controlled and there will be sufficient social safety scheme since money is no longer a problem. The gap between the rich and poor will be reasonable.
4. Political instability - I am lord, enough said. However, as a good leader, I will swear upon my grandfather's grave to exercise democracy to the max. Every single person will be given the right to come forth to me to speak up about their problems or grudges and I will see to it that the right actions are taken to try our best to solve them.
5. Justice system - one universal law system, no criminals will get away from the loopholes in the law.
6. War - Since there is only 1 government, there will be no "nations", and while the central government controls everything, there will be no rise of warlords.
7. Medical - With all resources at my disposal, I will provide all humans of the best medical care.
8. Moral values - Supervising all media and education, I will ensure that the right morals are passed to the next generation instead of drugs, sex, violence and materialism.
9. Disaster relief - one planet, one government, no nations. If Southeast Asia is suffering from some serious natural disaster, I will immediately evacuate the people and relocate them to Europe.
10. Freedom of the people - as said, one global planets mean citizens are free to travel without visas. Allowing them to visit places they couldn't go before due to immigration rules.

I could go on and on for days and nights going into details of many other reasons, but I think the above will be enough for now.

Some many think I am crazy, but the truth is, the world will never truly unite through any means, since everyone wants to play boss. Unless of course, 1 person conquered it all without contest.

When I have conquered the world, I vow to be a just, righteous and selfless leader, who would be ready to serve my people and not the other way around.

I will be a leader, and yet also a servant. Each and every citizen will be equal and have full humans rights and welfare yet to be seen by the world.

So world, behold, I am Christof, the man who will one day conquer the world and rebuild it into a righteous utopia.